Wednesday must be Bingo night.......

Wednesday, The Bingo's decided to dab their cards at the hall rather than mark the Elkhorns runs at the ball park.

"They stood us up; we wanted the runs" mumbled Rob. "We are close to being the top team in the league for runs scored, and then this!" The Herd could easily have scored 20 runs to catch Moments of Greatness for the League Scoring lead. "We still have one more game left, so we will be OK for runs but I still want first place though" remarked Hugh, "I'll do it myself if need be!"

After scoring no "Runs" in the evening, the Horns decided to set themselves up for "the runs" the following day by heading over to their favorite grazing field for a small get together.

Here are the evening Stats:

• Most drinks (could have been "Summer" but that "wuss" left early)
• Most ball scratchin' (Definitely Hugh)
• Most Coolers (Not sure what Casual was drinking but we will give this one to him for kicks)
• Hottest chick at the place (Definitely Kelly, she sat by the scorching fire all night)
• Sneakiest drinker (Gotta be Rob, he pounds 'em back, but you never really can tell...)
• Last male standing (Elkhorn GM, it always is)
• Most dedicated (Peggy, she had oral surgery and was out there to play)
  
• Most ball scrathin' for a female (Maura, I think Hugh was a little frisky that night)
• Most drunk players, just look at the oriental photo and tell me you are still not "looped"
  

Mind you , all of that aside, Maura and Kelly actually stayed up to ensure that the Elkhorn GM had his fill. It is not often anyone stays up longer than the man known as "The Axe!"

Attached are a few "pics" showing what really happened.

Maura is pictured "resting" after a hard evening taking down the Elkhorn GM. Note the Canadian bottles and Coronas validating the legitimacy of the photo. Kelly is shown in her sleeping spot after keeping up with Maura. And the Elkhorn GM meandered home to hit the computer for a few hours before calling it a night. "I like to have a few night caps and relax in my quiet time" indicated Pete. An artists rendition of the Elkhorn GM is all that was available at press time.



The Herd also escaped on Saturday with an 11-3 victory over Soulman's Misfits despite giving up their "first at bats" for not having enough players to start the game, and going through the entire game with an auto out. Those that came to play really showed why this organization has come as far as it has. "We all wanted to prove it to ourselves that we could over come the odds" said Hugh. "We did, and then some!"

Saturday hi lights were:

"Casuals" two (2) homers, Barb's scars at first base that will certainly present an uneven tan, and Summer "sallying" up to the bar for his three futile attempts at hitting a slow moving object.

"This is an interesting year, I normally would not even think of pitching for this squad, but look at me now!" indicated Ron (Casual Observer). " I love it!"

Pictured above is "Casual" pitching on Saturday. "The man is a machine out there" admired Peggy.

Casual mentioned he is also a machine in the sack, and Kelly's eyes opened a bit wider....so did "Summer's".