I hear the team is looking for players for Wednesday's game....they need a few gals to play. For a few hundred bucks they can probably get a few hookers to play catcher and rover....some of the guys might even get to second base if the two hours does not run out!!
I heard a rumour that the Elkhorn GM might miss Monday's game as he will be attending a "wake" at the German club on Monday night after Germany's defeat...
No, no, no...that was...whilst the Summer GM was a lad way, way, way back in the 60's...his Doc did a botch job on his pecker! It is the real reason the Summer GM wears the plaid shorts now, it is simply to distract fans from his botched job!
Yes, I botched Summers circumcision. As I recall, I was startled by the mere size of the thing and cut off a little extra in an attempt to bring him to average.
I failed, and he still has one of the finest peckers out there....Botch job and all. Hey, whats a little scar along the vein amongst friends?
I just did some scouting on Mondays game....that is what GM's do.
The Concrete Crushers don't get a lot of runs,,and the Herd is tops in our division for output (Thanks Hugh). We have crossed the plate 79 times more than them this year! Thanks Summer for not touching the plate this year! Old dog's can learn new tricks!
Our record is 9-5 right now and are 3 points out of first with a game in hand!
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Great weekend CHAMPS!!!can't wait to do it again in August!
Great job by everyone!!
Hopefully we can carry that momentum through the rest of the season.
I saw a big fat guy who gets no respect....almost looks like Dangerfield in his plaid shorts....
That guy is one of the purest hitters we have seen in the modern game!
If anyone can identify him...please let me know..I have a contract waiting....he is reminiscent of the Big Bambino!
Nice Blog....who is the "Summer GM guy?"
- Red Sox Scouting Staff
plaid shorts,you must be talking about Rick.
I hear the team is looking for players for Wednesday's game....they need a few gals to play. For a few hundred bucks they can probably get a few hookers to play catcher and rover....some of the guys might even get to second base if the two hours does not run out!!
I heard a rumour that the Elkhorn GM might miss Monday's game as he will be attending a "wake" at the German club on Monday night after Germany's defeat...
...The Spaniard!!
The Summer GM did a botched job at the playoff's...that's what the buzz was at Buhler!!!
No, no, no...that was...whilst the Summer GM was a lad way, way, way back in the 60's...his Doc did a botch job on his pecker! It is the real reason the Summer GM wears the plaid shorts now, it is simply to distract fans from his botched job!
Yes, I botched Summers circumcision. As I recall, I was startled by the mere size of the thing and cut off a little extra in an attempt to bring him to average.
I failed, and he still has one of the finest peckers out there....Botch job and all. Hey, whats a little scar along the vein amongst friends?
Dr. Hugh G. Botch
I just did some scouting on Mondays game....that is what GM's do.
The Concrete Crushers don't get a lot of runs,,and the Herd is tops in our division for output (Thanks Hugh). We have crossed the plate 79 times more than them this year!
Thanks Summer for not touching the plate this year! Old dog's can learn new tricks!
Our record is 9-5 right now and are 3 points out of first with a game in hand!
Have a good weekend!
-Your Summer GM
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