Play Ball !!

This year’s edition of the Elmwood Elkhorns promises to excite even the casual softball fan. Off season acquisitions and early spring trades have made for a very excited Summer GM.

After one short season, the Elkhorns already have a depth chart that would make most Major League teams green with envy.

New Players

“Last fall I started wooing both Kelly and Preston, I have them locked into long term performance deals. That means, as long as they continue to perform, they will continue to be part of this dynasty.”

Like all experienced GM’s, Craig has let some intuition take over in some of his decisions. “Dave and Nicola, I have not seen them play, but my spidey sense tells me that they will be strong contributors this year. We needed to bring in Dave to ensure that Rick is no longer our least skilled player”, clearly a motivational tactic employed by the Summer GM.

Pulling Peggy out of the FAQ organization was big feather in the GM's cap. “She brings competitive experience and a fantastic outlook to the game” boasted Craig.

Craig was salivating about his newest male member, commenting that “Jeff ensures that we will get some of the hockey pool winnings back at Smitty’s one night; that was a big part of the deal there”.

Old players

Hugh Glove and the Elkhorn GM flexed some tenure muscle with Hugh laying out a talent edict and Pete insisting on a no trade clause ala Sundin. Expect Casual Observer to start squawking about something soon so as to not be left behind.

Rob was seen at a black and blue event in the Osborne Village. At least now we understand why he wore those funky leather chaps.

Past Players

There is also a lot of pressure playing for the Horns as the organization saw a few casualties fall by the wayside. Kris we will miss and rumors are that Dan broke down after falling subject to a GM tongue lashing late last season. We hope the folks in the ward are taking good care of our former star pitcher.

Team Supporters

Smitty’s has stepped up to the proverbial plate once again so a few additional calories will be added to the team in the form of Beer, Nachos, Wings, and umm Beer! Let’s continue to show the Smitty’s franchise the same support they are providing to the Elkhorn franchise. Also warm thanks to the “Commish” for his support of the Herd.

Season Predictions

• The horns will win 85% of their games this year (gotta throw a few to position for playoffs)
• At least 5 thighs will need medical attention
• Pete may hit his first home run (he has been working out)
• Rick and Vanessa will marry at home plate (Rick clearly will do so under duress). This one pays 500-1 for you betters out there!
• Ron will perform well at catcher
• Craig will add to his record of the winningest GM in Elkhorn history
• The Elkhorn trophy cabinet will be garnished with additional hardware by year’s end.
• All will have fun.
• And finally, the BLOG will see more hits than Mr Magoo parking his car!

We open up with a double header on Monday night! Location is the Legion at Henderson and the Perimeter!

First game is on Monday May 5th @6:20 pm. Second game is right after! See if we can all be there at 6 pm!

Let’s enjoy the summer fun. PLAY BALL!