Spring is here! And with spring comes new additions to the Herd. “Presto the Magnificent” is sprouting horns and Kelly is starting to show her softball libido! The Summer GM has been busy in the off season looking for quality talent to add to the Roster. “Presto", (
“Kelly adds another dimension to the team, great batting, fielding, and as good an arm you’ll find!” Craig said as he marveled in his off season acquisitions.
Unfortunate is that Kelly is only able to play part time which leaves additional gaps and the Horns looking for a few more “yearlings”.
“I still have a little bit of work to do here, again, dynasties are not built over night; I started with a plan, and we are on track. The goal is the Canadian Super Senior Championship in 2028” remarked the Summer GM. “Hey, without a plan, how can ya get there, right?”
“The Elkhorns are like potato chips, trust me, Kelly will not be able to stay away for one day a week, we are the crack cocaine of the league!” spewed the Summer GM.
The front office is still waiting to hear if “Dan the Man” is able to pitch and if he has recovered from the bout of heel problems that sidelined him late in the year. Also, Kris will leave a gap in right field if she is unable to suit up this season.
“Not to worry, we have a pretty solid depth chart and if needed, I will start some moves” indicated a confident Summer GM.
“Last year we had a team filled pretty much with rookies, now look for the magic to start” boasted Craig rubbing his hands over the 2008 campaign. “We have Pete, Ron, Rob, Mark, Craig, Rick, and Preston wreaking of testosterone, and so far we have Maura, Barb, Vanessa, and Kelly boiling estrogen this year” added Elkhorn GM (Pete) during a pre season media day.
Hopefully Hugh Glove will keep his consistent intake of Coronas this year as it certainly helped his play.
Regardless of divisional placement, look for the herd to lock horns tough this year with every challenger. “We got robbed last year, not that “B” side Champs is bad, we just did not show what we were capable of” murmured Craig.
It’s a new season, now go and have some fun!
-Larry King (CNN)
2 comments:
Rick,
I offer this video as a resolve to your pitching woes. Please do the team a favor by reviewing it and putting the learnings to use through practice and application.
-Malach
Do any of you know any gals that wanna play full time? We need at least one, may 2.
Decent players would work too!
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