Friday, August 3, 2007

It's Playoff time! Time to start a streak!

Time to start those playoff beards gents! Friday morning is the last time you shave until the Kildonan Cup is hoisted! Remember, all we have to do is win the last game!

One look at the final standings and it is clear that we came in second place HOWEVER it is also clear that we scored MORE runs than any team and allowed LESS runs than any team.


Vegas Odds:


Ump Yours 2/1
Elkhorns 3/2
Stuck on Third 7-1
Pitching Tents 10-1
Lost Tribe 100-1
All others 50-1

Injury Report:

Craig , pulled left calf (Probable), Pete, marriage (Out), Ron, aching right shoulder (day to day), Rob, Scabby knees (Likely), Dan, plantar faciitis (Out), Maura, broken bra strap (will go without).

Ladies, if you choose not to shave that is totally fine with the guys as well. Just get your Brazilians done on Monday!

No more excuses.

It's been all fun and games until now. NOW it's about Results!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

The betting man chooses the Elkhorns.

For a long shot, a small wager on Stuck on 3rd will net a good pay back.

As long as the Elkhorns stay moderately primed from the beer gardens they should be OK.

If they do what they like to do and hit it hard, look for the long shot!

Summer GM said...

Jimmy, we are there to win, no exceptions. Mind you, I also don't believe in staying in De-Tox all weekend anyway. That will NEVER happen with an Elmwood club.

I can only ask for minor moderation, meaning, just don't get Blottowed before the final game...snapped up is OK, save the blottowed for the victory!

This team was Built to Win!

Anonymous said...

hey Elkhorns, I've never played a game sober, moderate, or even snapped up...I've been blottowed all the way...and just look at the "results" over the years!

Summer GM if you need me, just give me a call at 555-1234!

Anonymous said...

Hey Sumer GM I'm availabe to play, but I'll only play if it includes a contrac to play next year at half the cost.

Anonymous said...

Big Al,

Being 1/2 size does not mean 1/2 price!

Even if we did think we needed a player, we probably would not ask players that have been previously CUT.

Mind you, we do need someone to set up the diamond and get the bats for us,,,,hmm..I'll get back to you on that one.

Anonymous said...

There are also the Tuesday/Thursday teams as well. Look for PR Sluggers to come in at 3/2 as well. They pounded the bats with 305 runs!

Anonymous said...

The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime.

Anonymous said...

Winning isn't everything, wanting to is.

Summer GM said...

All my life, what I wanted, I got.

I never wanted a million bucks, that's the only reason I don't have it.

I never wanted to hang out at the Playboy mansion. That's why I never have.

I do want victory in the playoffs. And will get it.

Summer GM said...

For those of you that just check the Blog for updates, we play at Terry Sawchuck arena on Friday night. 7:20 pm. Try to get there by 7 (ish). Then back to Valley Gardens for a few wobbly pops. I am OK if some of you have a hit or two before the game, we are Elmwood after all.

On the weekend, I see us playing late on Sat morning, and late afternoon.

Sunday will be as required right up to the podium.

Get lots of sleep, sluff a little at work, and get ready for the playoff run.

Hugh Glove said...

Well fans, I've takent he Summer GM's playoff weekend preparation's to heart. I have just wakened from a 1 hour nap in my office (yes I only get in about 9am) and I'm ready to go loosen up outside before the rain starts. I brought a bottle of Crown to work with me and prior to the end of the day, I'm sure to have a few "belts" of medicine so that I "ELMWOOD" ready for the game. "RESULTS NOT EXCUSES"!