Monday, August 13, 2007

We are the (B-Side) Champions


The vision came to reality. The Herd won the B-side championship by defeating the only team that beat them in the playoffs. The championship team is pictured, unfortunately Kris and Dan were unable to make the photo shoot.

Some say B-side is not a Championship. The Summer GM begs to differ.

"Remember, this is a start up franchise. All the players worked very hard this year to attain respect out there. I'd say a 20-8-1 season deserves recognition!" yiped a proud Summer GM.

"This what the book (Built to Win) is all about, it's about building a winning franchise. You don't build a house without a solid foundation, I have never seen a foundation as solid as this one!" "This season was very special, and I am very proud of the guys and gals, they really brought it together!" commended the Summer GM. "The score card showing the 9-6 victory is shown above."

" RESULTS NOT EXCUSES, it summed it up pretty darn well!" added Hugh Glove. "You saw results out there, no one made excuses. "For me it is just another successful season, I am just glad to be a part of this organization."

Noted was the Summer GM's lobbying for new talent for next year as he was seen buying "Presto" the magnificent a few beers and attempted to lure Kelly with Elkhorn paraphernalia and the promise of a date with Casual Observer. Not sure which one is helping. "Owners and GM's of clubs don't sleep, we are always looking for talent that the team can gel with. Kelly and Presto just might have an opportunity to get past the spare board, and yes, they both met the league requirements for the August finale" indicated the Summer GM, "make no mistake, I might make errors on the field, but not in the team office!"

Here are the Elkhorn awards for 2007!

Most HR's (Rob) Most positions Played (Craig) <== Clearly the most versatile or unplaceable Best speed bar none (Vanessa) Best fielder (Mark) Heartiest Liver (Pete) Best starting Pitcher (Dan) Best closing Pitcher (Rick) Best use of food for a glove (Ron) Just the Best Period! (Maura) Best Female fielder (Kris) Best Base Runner (Presto) Most Improved (Barb) Most game stars for a 12 yr old (Stefanie) Best winning percentage (Kelly) I think she only lost 2 games with us this year.

Team Financials


Debts

-$32.00

Assets

6 old balls, 4 new balls, 6 bats (used), one pitching plate, one home plate, one beat up 1st aid kit, one slightly used score book, one never used catchers mask. Approx value $80.00

Net Team Equity

$48.00

Team thanks to The Commish for use of bases and for the bats and to the Glove family for use of their wonderful home throughout the year.

Enjoy the rest of the Summer and see you all on September 7th at the Awards presentation (bring a closet of hangers for the shirts!).

Do ya think Hugh Glove (pictured below front middle) had no clue what was going on!

Luv ya Hugh!

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Oops! I did it again!

OK summer GM, apparently it is not getting through. so we will explain it in crayon english with pictures!



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OK, now here is a synopsis of yesterdays terrible loss. And just to make a bad scene worse, here is what we lost to.



Summer GM touched home plate AGAIN!
Ron was casually observing the pitcher whist he was being tagged. Hello! Knock knock! Is anybody in there?
Vanessa made an All-Star triple
Rick put on a clinic in getting on base (odds are he got on base later that evening as well)
Hugh Glove did everything he could, but one man can't do it all (although he came close!)
Rob failed to "homer", we expect that out of our big hitters
Preston seemed off, look for him to recover big time on Saturday
Kelly showed some bunting power and solid fielding
Barb, well she tries.
Maura plugged along in Hugh's shadow, look for her to kick it up on Saturday

As far as results,,, nope, did not happen. Backs are up against the wall, rumours are the Herd needs to "mercy" the rest of the way.

Friday, August 3, 2007

It's Playoff time! Time to start a streak!

Time to start those playoff beards gents! Friday morning is the last time you shave until the Kildonan Cup is hoisted! Remember, all we have to do is win the last game!

One look at the final standings and it is clear that we came in second place HOWEVER it is also clear that we scored MORE runs than any team and allowed LESS runs than any team.


Vegas Odds:


Ump Yours 2/1
Elkhorns 3/2
Stuck on Third 7-1
Pitching Tents 10-1
Lost Tribe 100-1
All others 50-1

Injury Report:

Craig , pulled left calf (Probable), Pete, marriage (Out), Ron, aching right shoulder (day to day), Rob, Scabby knees (Likely), Dan, plantar faciitis (Out), Maura, broken bra strap (will go without).

Ladies, if you choose not to shave that is totally fine with the guys as well. Just get your Brazilians done on Monday!

No more excuses.

It's been all fun and games until now. NOW it's about Results!